Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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Position you are applying for: Job
Desired Wage: Money
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
xxic:
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK
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Look how far they’ve come…
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Voice Meme
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
- What do you say to address a group of people?
- What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- How old are you?
- Is it cold where you are?
- What is your favorite color?
- What color are your eyes?
- Do you have freckles?
- When is your birthday?
- What was the last thing you drank?
- Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?
- Eat a taco or a quesadilla?
- Be a shark or an elephant?
- Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
^ Laughing so hard
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